Learn Game From FMyLife #1

Partially got the idea for this post from this post on Alpha Game.

1. If you are a beta trying to be a nice guy at work you risk getting fired:

Today, I was fired from my job on account of "sexual harassment" toward female employees. The harassment? Jokingly offering them foot massages when they were complaining about how their feet ached after a long shift, and complimenting them about their appearance when they felt down. FML

Never compliment a woman on her appearance, ever, unless you're already in a relationship with the woman and even then don't overdo it. Why? Because 1)If she doesn't like you the compliment won't be "nice" it will be creepy. 2) If she does like you then complimenting her won't make her like you more, it may even make her like you less because it raises her value relative to yours.

2. How to make sure that old friend calls you back:

Today, while I was shopping, I saw my old friend from high school. After a bit of talking, I ended up giving her my phone number. I wrote it on an old receipt. Little did I remember, the receipt was from when I bought lube and condoms. FML

I'd bet this guys gets called back. Pre-selection at work. Tip to everyone else, keep all your condom receipts and make it the only way you give out your number.

3. For anyone who knows about game it is transparently clear why she has such a big crush on this guy:

Today, I realized that trying to fit in with my crush's social circle by acting like one of the lads was a waste of time. All he does is high-five me all the time and tell me every little detail of his latest one night stands. FML

He is treating her like a guy, and showing pre-selection because he's apparently getting laid all the time.

4. Some good fatherly advice:

Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

 Dad is right, girls like it sex to be rough.